I hope there are no kids reading this...my profanity is horrible...hehe. Well, let me tell you people something, yesterday, I didn't go out all day. I didn't do anything, I just sat around the house because I wanted to relax so I could be ready for work...

 

Little did I know that the earth was changing...

 

The grass, well, I guess you could call that brown stuff on my lawn grass, was changing colors! COLORS I TELL YOU...you'll never believe what color it turned.

 

Come on, guess at least *sigh* all right, I'll tell...it was turning white (GASP) Yes, white, I know. So I stepped outside in my slippers, joggers and t-shirt...only to run back inside and get that warm thing...what's it called again? Oh yea, a jacket. Then, when I stepped outside, it happened, it fell on me...now, I'm not normally the type of person who gets all "EEEEEKKKKK" at the site of something so horrific I wanted to burn my eyes out of my head, but this was scary...very scary. And it was on me.

IT WAS ON ME...so I started flailing my arms...screaming:
"Oh GOD, GET IT OFF ME, ITS ON MY BACK I CAN'T REACH IT, GET THE SON OF A B*TCH OFF ME"

 

And then, well, something amazing happened, something truly amazing...

Jesse came outside and said: "Lesley, what the hell are you doing?"

And I said: "But it was on me, it was right here a second ago...I swear it was"

Jesse: "What was?"

Me (looking shocked and confused at the same time): "That evil, the evil white stuff."

Jesse: "You mean snow?"

Me: "Snow? Oh yes, snow."

Jesse, shaking his head at me and going back inside: "God Lesley, I swear you are such an idiot sometimes."

 

So guy's, it snowed yesterday...if you didn't catch the hidden meaning of this story.

HAHA SUCKERS YOU HAVE TO SHOVEL...

 

I'm out.

LB